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		<title>IO! SATURNALIA! The Holiday Designed to Offend &#8230; EVERYBODY!</title>
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Well, folks, it's Saturnalia time again. I started wishing people a Sated Saturnalia when everyone and their brother started getting offended by one holiday or another. You can't say Merry Christmas or the Jews will be upset, you can't say Happy Hanukkah ...</description>
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		<title>Hey, I put my shoes out for St. Nicholas&#8211;and they NEVER RETURNED!</title>
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Size 10, Bush cracked...how soon has he forgotten that when Saddam's statue was toppled, the Iraqis came up and beat on it with their shoes? This is the way of democracy, he said. If so, why have the Iraqis ...</description>
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		<title>oooooooooooo my head</title>
		<description>Fred'n'Bert came in and told me it was time for the FIRST Christmas Party of the season and dragged me out to the Holey Tree Apartments. I don't know what it was, the concoction they served me, but I only have this to say: Never, EVER, drink anything made of ...</description>
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